If advertisers are going to ruin the surprise by leaking their Super Bowl spots early, then dammit, we're going to spoil them for you here. Which means you can use your commercial breaks for beer bongs and bathroom breaks without fear of being the only one to not see the hilarious Widget Co. commercial around the watercooler Monday morning.
If you want to wait for the big reveals during the game, ignore us for the rest of the day.