Swedish Chef. Translated.
"Translation" in English:
Turtle... It's tasty! Yes, very tasty!
It tastes like shit in a Christmas buffet.
Go away, go away, go away.
Oops… Today, I am going to make turtle.
So we have to boil it. Shhh!
And it has nothing in its belly, so…
What a little buster…
Good turtle. Gooood turtle.
I gonna kill you! [in English]
What an odd little guy!
Kadyboom-boom! Is anybody there?
Okay, now we're going to see who's the boss!
Stand still you coward!
Are you completely crazy?!?!?!?!
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